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By Griffin Wynne Aug. Perhaps the second-best feeling to an actual orgasm is someone making you laugh so hard you think you're going to pee.


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Dropped my phone in the toilet this morning, can't text! If you wanted to send nudes, I wouldn't be opposed. Oh, is this what wwitty kids call "sexting? If you're this good with your words, I can't wait to see what you can do with your hands. How long is this going to take? When it comes to pickup lines, "How nauguty does a polar bear weigh?" is only the tip of the iceberg.

Do you have someone else you could naughfy out to? The person you are trying to reach is not available at this time, please ask for consent first, and then try again. Would you like me to show my partner this text? An expert reveals witty responses to sexts, when you weren't expecting a saucy message.

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Now this is how you sext. When I gave you myI didn't think you were going to sext me.

Nothing turns me on like perfect grammar. I guess I can add this conversation to that list.

Wow, now I know exactly what I don't want from a date. I didn't realize you were such a poet.

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Or don't. When You Are Into It If we're being open and honest about our sexual needs, I need you to stop sexting me unprompted, in the middle najghty the day. Lean in. I love it when you text dirty to me. Hey, they asked for it, wirty While direct communication is the name of the good sex game, the truth is, it can be flippin' intimidating to state your needs and desires. I just ed up to the local convent.

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For an introvert, you're surprisingly chaf at sexting. Hubba hubba. Dirty Mind Gone Blank? Thankfully we now have little cartoons to properly express our true desires. Anyone with a good sense of humor will appreciate.

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I think you sent me your "Twilight" FanFiction by mistake. Great minds do think alike.

Being able to incorporate humor when talking about sex can take the pressure off, allowing you and your date to connect and say what's on your mind. Straight up dirty talk gives me the heebie jeebies, so you better have some clever sexts to send me if you want me to nxughty.

I wonder if you can work my body like you're working your keyboard. Offer them a trade instead. Here are 13 ideas to get your naughty lady brains started. I've always dreamed of this moment, you sexting me in the middle of the day.

Love the direct communication, not super into sexting atm. Oh wait, no, I had that backwards. It never works to fail. By Griffin Wynne Aug. I don't have great WiFi, but I'm feeling our connection. You can break them out whenever there is a lull in conversation with your friends or whenever you want to​. Actually, don't. Wow, now I know exactly what I don't I love it when you text dirty to me.

Oh, so they say they like a girl who has a dark side? Wity start. I didn't realize you were so spontaneous.

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SEARCH. Ask for direction and give them what they want, literally. If you've been seeing someone for a while or are just hitting it off with a new cutie, having a similar sense of humor can make everything better — especially sex. Why don't we have your people contact my people, and we can do lunch sometime. wittt

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I guess I can add this conversation to that list. Mmmhmmm, It's like a faucet. Let's play the quiet game. You really should ask before you sext me, I just had my screen shared on a Zoom meeting. Beep, beep.

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