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The holidays are the perfect time to give your bedroom talk a little Christmas cheer and make things as entertaining at the movie Christmas Vacation and as hot as some mulled wine.
Baby, it's cold outside Want to hear my grown-up Christmas list? Pretty sure he's not. There's still time. Don't be surprised if you get a reply like, "If you jingle my bells, I can promise you a white Christmas. Add a seductive emoji at the end to get your point across.
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We can celebrate for eight nights. I can promise you it won't be a silent night if you come over.
I checked the list twice and you've definitely been naughty. Can I ride your reindeer?
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I mean, I'm long past the stage of my life where I ask Santa for presents and wait anxiously for his delivery. I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up. Cchristmas, I like that last suggestion best and will probably try out more than one of these sexy texts to send during the holidays well before Christmas Day rolls around. Santa says the best toys run on batteries.
Is that a menorah or are you just happy to see me? Let them know you'll do what you can to help.
If they don't christ,as agree, I'd be concerned. My favorite thing about the holidays is wrapping presents You make me scream, 'O Holy Night. Because you're humble like that.
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Tits the season! It's probably true, too. I wish I was a present so I could get laid under the Christmas tree. If curistmas know what I mean.
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I just can't figure out where I should hang my wreath. Why not borrow this iconic line from "Santa Baby"? Who cares if you're on the naughty or nice list, as long as you're on my to-do list? And who doesn't love putting their hand in the cookie jar? Can't argue with that logic. A simple request, really. Are you Jewish? 2.
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More like this. Can I sit on your lap and tell you what I want this.
Santa comes on Christmas Eve but why should we wait that long? I've always wanted to see the North Pole. I'm pretty sure the answer will be yes. Just telling it like it is. You are one hot latke. Here is a definitive list of the best Christmas-themed dirty talk phrases: "I'm going to jingle your bells. Clause to you. You know the rest.
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You light me up like a Christmas tree. Let's be naughty together and save Santa the trip. Here's a picture of me so you can show Santa exactly what you want for Christmas.